Take this simple test: 

Imagine yourself in a dimly lit room with only a cat, six bobby-pins, an electric razor (half-charged) and bottle of sunscreen.

got it?

A figure of grand authority enters the room and demands that you shave the cat and apply sunscreen on said animal in a liberal fashion.

if you blanch, cringe, or flinch - this product is for you.

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